So we decided to go to Bass Pro to meet the man and his deer. This place is HUGE! "Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I can find Santa?"
Now following Frosty's advice, and a few pointers from my uncle Matt who is the best hunter in the world, I decided to follow the deer droppings until I came across Donner and Blitzen. If I found them, I knew Santa had to be right around the corner.
Sure enough, we found him! (Thanks uncle Matt for teaching me those superior tracking skills.) So My bro Kevin, meat head and I all headed up to get our picture. Now I elected to sit on Kevin's lap, not Santa's..I'll tell you why. All the time since I was born everyone tells me that I shouldn't except candy from strangers and sitting on a strange old mans lap is inappropriate. So then come the holidays and at Halloween I am SUPPOSED to go up to strangers and ask for candy and now you want me to go sit on his lap? I got my limits people. Nuff said.
Next we decide to walk around and do some shopping. I must say I did find a few items I liked. Now this is something I can get used to.
It feels good and all, handles well, but it just isn't me......
Aaaahhhh yes....now this is what I am talking about. It's functional AND stylish!
Like I said, this place was crazy busy. This lady tried to come up and get all in my business and take my ride. I was like "Back off lady, these are my wheelz!"
Since I was at Bass Pro and I wanted to make sure Santa found his way to my house I thought the best way to do so was to set some bait for them there deer so they would be attracted to the house. Some HotSpot and Full Draw should do it.
Better add a salt lick just to be safe!
On a side note, this is when I decided it would be best we leave. He doesn't look to friendly.
So the deer are taken care of, now for the fat man. Kevin said we need to make a plate of fresh cookies for him and put out some milk. He said he would help show me and he did. I love him!
These look great! I would fly around the world for them too if I must say so myself.
So before I went off to bed I wanted to tidy up a bit. You know, because when you let a strange man who has kids sit in his lap all day come into your house in the middle of the night after everyone is asleep, you want the place to look good.
So off I went to bed. The next morning I woke up and...."Kevin! You gotta see this! The cookies are all gone!!!"
"Hurry, follow me...the stockings!"
My stocking was filled with all kinds of great stuff. Starburst gummies, jolly rancher lip stuff and some candy stick that looks like lip gloss. I love it! Good job Santa!
Then Kevin gave me a present he got for me. A 101 Dalmatian movie and stuffed animal. Thanks Bro!
So while we opened our presents, I snacked on those gummies and became consumed by "A Christmas Story" Dad loves that show...."It's a major award!"
Later Uncle T stopped by. All I gotta say is wow! Now these are some wheels! Does he know me or what!?!?